IN THE BEGINNING

 Call me Val. I HAVE BEEN DYING TO DO THAT ONCE IN MY LIFE! (For those of u who don't know the beginning of moby dick is 'call me tod.' And I always wanted to start a piece of writing like that.) anyway just call me val, this is for the poor little teenage boy who has no clue what girls are thinking. Poor poor you BUT LUCKILY! Dundundundundun, YOU HAVE ME! A TEENAGE GIRL! WHO KNOWS EXACTLY EVERYTHING ABOUT GIRLS BECAUSE SHE IS ONE! So congrats. :P